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McGurk! McGurk! Where are you?

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Look at that crazy little man.

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He'll be killed.

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Hey, McGurk, I'm losing
my patience here!

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Confusing, ain't it?

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What's so funny, Jimmy?

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Check out the new comic strip.

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- What a riot.
- Mr. Mixel-plick?

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No! Repeat after me, bright boy.

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It's mix, "yezz"...

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spit, lick.

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Hey, have you seen McGurk?
McGurk!

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Hold it.

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- Did you see him?
- Who?

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That weird little man.
He was right here.

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Yeah. Do me a favor, Kent.

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Crack up after we've covered
the museum opening.

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- And now we are proud to present...
- McGurk!

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Oh, no.

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This classic sculpture by one of
the world's most noted artists.

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McGurk!

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Where are you, McGurk? Come
on, it's getting late.

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How do you like that guy?
Standing me up like this.

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- Be quiet.
- Listen, you...

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What is he doing here?

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If we may continue?

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And here now at last...

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the showpiece of our exhibit:

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Rodin's Thinker.

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That's him! Hey, McGurk. Finish
your business and let's get going.

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Oh, sorry, Mix.

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Hold it right there, little friend.
I want some answers.

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McGurk, get rid of this bum.

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You heard my pal.

35
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Scram!

36
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If that's the way
you wanna play it.

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Superman?

38
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He's ruined the statue!

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I didn't mean... Sorry.
It was the little man.

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It's been going on all week.

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Impossible things keep happening
and I'm the only one...

42
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who ever sees them.
Am I going nuts?

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Oh, Clark, I'm sure it's
not as bad as that.

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I can't go on being Superman
if I keep flipping out.

45
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Now, take it easy, son.

46
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There's a perfectly logical
explanation for all this.

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Yes. It's obvious a brilliant, godlike
life form from a dimension...

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twice removed from ours
is testing your powers.

49
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What makes you say that?

50
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That's not important, Clark.
What really matters...

51
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is following through with a nice
firm peck when scratching up corn.

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Ma? Pa?

53
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No.

54
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Chickens are always funny. Though
personally, I prefer ducks.

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Or ostriches.

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Or just for the
sake of novelty...

57
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I've never seen those before.

58
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Bring them back. Do it!

59
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Take it easy. The
folks are okay.

60
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We'll just put them up
there for safekeeping.

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- Who are you?
- Like Mummy said...

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I'm a superior being from
the fifth dimension.

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What do you want with me?

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Laughs. You see, for
centuries now...

65
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I've been pitting my
interdimensional magic...

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against schmoes who thought they could
go 15 rounds with the old master.

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You know the stories about
genies, imps and leprechauns?

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- You?
- Guilty.

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After a while, I became bored with your
basic rank-and-file human dolts...

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but then you showed up.
Superman!

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You, my friend, are the
ultimate challenge.

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We're gonna have many
merry games, you and l.

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A game has rules. Your stunts
are just random idiocy.

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Okay, I'll give you a rule.

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You make me say, spell or otherwise
reveal my name backwards...

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and I'll split until our dimensions
come into alignment again...

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in about, oh, three
months, give or take.

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I can't even say your name forward.
How am I supposed to say it backward?

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No, dope. You don't have
to say it backward.

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You have to get me to say it.

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- Say what?
- Kltpzyxm!

82
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Gosh, you're thick.

83
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Now, for the last time... Nuts.

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Clark? Dear? Did
something just happen?

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No. What's for dinner?

86
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Hi, guy.

87
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Your three months are up...

88
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and this time you're not gonna
cheat me out of my fun.

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Oh, it's you again, Mr.
Kltpzyxm.

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Not Kltpzyxm, Mxyzptlk. Now, the
first thing I'm gonna do...

91
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Oh, nuts.

92
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You think you're pretty
smart, don't you?

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Look, little guy. I'm tired of this.
If it's a fight you want...

94
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Oh, it is. It is.

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Fine. But first let me proofread this
article and I'll meet you on the roof...

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- in 20 minutes.
- No stalling. I'll edit the rag for you.

97
00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:09,164
There. Hey. What? No!

98
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You're getting sloppy, Smallville.
This sentence is loaded with typos.

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"K, L, T, P, Z..."

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Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!

101
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He beat you again, huh?

102
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Don't start with me, Gsptlsnz!

103
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I've only got 90 days until my
next bout with that caped clod.

104
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How does he do it?

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- Mxy, I wore this new outfit just for you.
- No time for love, babe.

106
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Gotta beat Superman.
Gotta beat Superman.

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Oh, Mxy, I don't like the way...

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you're obsessing over
this Superman person.

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Using our powers to torment
humans is so three-dimensional.

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Got to beat Superman!

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If he upsets you that much,
why don't you just...

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- oh, I don't know, destroy him.
- Hey, that's it.

113
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Next time I'll finish him
off before he can trick me.

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Thanks, Gspie. Love you.

115
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Yeah, yeah. Lucky me.

116
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Now you're gonna get it.
Oh, yeah.

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You'll be crying
early today, boy.

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Bye, Gspie. Don't wait up.

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Five, four, three...

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Nuts! Nuts! Nuts! Not one word.

121
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Don't you look happy. What's wrong?
Bad news?

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You could say that. I'm expecting
a visitor from out of town.

123
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Guy's kind of a pest, is he?

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The worst.

125
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I hear you. Every time
my sister visits...

126
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she just moves right on in
and stays and stays and...

127
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,069
Was that a penguin?

128
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,732
I'm afraid so.

129
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,481
Here we go.

130
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Wow, look at all the animals.

131
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This is really weird.

132
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,841
You're fast, kiddo.

133
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Hiya, Super. Looks like
you've joined the horsy set.

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00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:55,124
What's it gonna take to get rid of you?
Forever.

135
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:58,821
You always trick me into doing
that name thing once...

136
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:03,628
but this time you're going to have
to make me do it twice in a row.

137
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:08,297
Which means I can say
Kltpzyxm all I want...

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00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:12,137
as long as I break
it, Kltpzyxm, up.

139
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:18,245
If you beat me, then I'm history.
Gone, finito. Bye-bye.

140
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,080
But if I win...

141
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,587
I got me a new stableboy. Deal?

142
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,225
Whatever you want. I quit.

143
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,653
You don't mean it?

144
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,891
Oh, yes, I do. Shut off the lights
when you're done, will you?

145
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,002
Hey, hey. You can't
just walk out.

146
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,663
If you do, your friends
will stay mindless beasts.

147
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They don't seem to mind.

148
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,946
Don't get tough with
me, little boy blue.

149
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,606
If you don't cooperate, I'll
tell the world your secret.

150
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,379
Blab your head off. I'll
find another disguise.

151
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,752
You can't outfly me.

152
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,488
- Watch me.
- Oh, yeah?

153
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,077
Banzai!

154
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,874
No fair.

155
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,447
You wanna play hardball? Fine!

156
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,553
Hey, Super, get a load of me.

157
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:10,458
The ultimate smart bomb, complete
with a Kryptonite warhead.

158
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,557
Good try, blue, but
not good enough.

159
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,483
What's the matter, Super?
Feeling the heat?

160
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:25,731
I won! I won!

161
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,203
In your face, Superman.

162
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,971
No, loser. In yours.

163
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,979
Oh, shoot my monkey.

164
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,048
I skywrote my own name.

165
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Backwards.

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- Twice.
- You were just toying with me...

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00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,328
the whole time. Even
from the start.

168
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,262
Pretty much, yeah.

169
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,600
Never had you fooled
for a second.

170
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- Sorry.
- You were the superior being all along.

171
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:07,635
- Well...
- And now I'm gone. Gone forever.

172
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,885
You look happy. What's up?

173
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:27,464
I was expecting a visitor from out
of town, but he can't make it.

174
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,568
- The guy's kind of a pest, is he?
- Not anymore.

175
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,735
Guests are the worst.

176
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,602
Every time my sister visits,
she just moves right on in...

177
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,903
and stays and stays and...

178
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,637
Why am I eating this?

179
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:50,687
Oh, you. You. I'm
not done with you.

180
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,025
Not by a long shot.

181
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:57,356
I'll find a loophole.
Somehow, someday!

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00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,363
You know, now that
you're stuck here...

183
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,969
you'll just have to find some
other way to pass the time.

184
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:09,167
Hey, this isn't so bad.

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